Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Hi My Name Is Kevin and I'm Addicted to My Keurig Machine


Growing up in MA you are basically brainwashed into feeling like you need Dunkin Coffee. Oh, you don't want to pull into that Dunkins you just drove by? No need to worry, you will pass 4 more in the next 10 minutes. It might not be the first Dunkins that gets you, but god dammit there is no way you make it past all 5 stores without caving in to the addiction...

Now what happens if you had a mini Dunkin Donuts in the middle of your house? That is what a Keurig machine is like. I'm so addicted to this thing it's starting to worry me. Doesn't help the fact that I work from home. Every time I go to the kitchen there it is looking at me, talking to me. "You know you want more coffee. Common Kevin, just one more cup. Dunkin dark roast, ready in one minute. do it."

Its to the point where my Keurig machine is the last thing I think about before I go to bed and the first thing I think about when I wake up. I feel like I'm a few days away from moving this thing into my bed and spooning with it.