Whos kidding who, I barley even heard a word that was said in this video. Something about being scared of spiders, fire and burried alive. blah, blah, blah. Whatever. But who's the chick that hates mascots? Holy shit! I don't give a fuck that the Bruins are 3-7 or that they can't score on the power play. If shes skating around on the ice the B's can go 3-79. Fuck em.
This might be the hottest girl I've ever seen in my life. My biggest fear would be freezing like a deer in headlights if this Kasey chick ever talked to me. Straight fire.
My man is rockin the shit out of that Fred Flintstone costume. Imagine if The Rock was your dad and he went out like this trick or treating with you? You'd get whatever the fuck you wanted. People be throwing whole candy bars and shit into your bag. Mom's would answer the door and lose their inhibitions, throwing themselves at dear old dad. Fathers would answer the door and strike up and instant bromance. "whatever you want Rock, whats your son want for Halloween? Candy bars? Oh no, I got something better. How bout my daughters virginity, would your son like that? Anything for you Rock." Ya, that would be the shit. Dominate your entire block. You could just walk up to kids you don't like, punch em in the gut and take all their good candy. Nice Mario Brothers costume Jabroni, thanks for the Charleston Chews. Now go fuck ya self. What they gonna do about it? Nothin. Fuckin Dad aka Fred Flinstone, aka The Rock, aka the Peoples Champion is there to back you up.
If you dont think having The Rock as your trick or treating side kick would result in all you can eat pu-tang pie and candy corn, your out of your fuckin mind.
Here I am creeping the net for Slutty Halloween pics and I run into this pic on twitter. Instantly I'm like "boom! Whos the dime piece to the right?" Just when I'm about to get a chub I realize the dime piece is fuckin Snooki. Wait, what? Snooki really just turn me on? You got to be fuckin kidding me. I think Snooki is the most repulsive chick alive. I wouldn't touch her pickle eating ass if you paid me. But tonight? Idk. Not gonna lie to ya. I think Id smush Snooks out right now. I mean it ok cause its Halloween right? ...right?
To its core this is why Facebook was invented. So guys like me in the twilight of their dating careers can sit home and still experience the sluttieness that goes along with Halloween. I mean if someone would of told you ten years ago that one day you could go online and be able to see real time picture updates of hundreds of girls slutty Halloween costumes all at once you wouldn't have believed them. Cause that kinda shits too good to be true, that shit sounds like heaven. Well my friends its not heaven, its Facebook on Whore-O-Ween Weekend. And it starts now.
Nothin like taking a rubber bullet to the old eye socket eh? You think half these people even know why they are out there? Like I get the whole standing up for what you believe in shit but once the police in riot gear start march toward you screaming in a bull horn that they're gonna tear gas your ass, don't you think its time to bounce? And whats up with the dude screaming into this kids ear? "Whats your name! Whats your name!" Kid just took a rubber bullet to the side of the dome. Calm down bro, this isn't paint ball. Last thing he wants is some earthy crunchy protester screaming in his face as he takes the final breaths of his life.
FoxNews Talk about the nanny state. A man living as an "adult baby" in California claims the federal government will allow him to continue collecting Social Security disability checks, after investigators apparently closed the probe into his case requested by Sen. Tom Coburn. Stanley Thornton drew the outrage of Coburn, an Oklahoma Republican, after he was featured on the National Geographic Channel show "Taboo" earlier this year. Coburn asked for an investigation from the Social Security Administration, questioning why he was allowed to receive federal benefits -- all the while living part of his life as a baby, sleeping in a crib and drinking from a bottle. But Thornton, in a lengthy essay on his website, said the Social Security Administration and other agencies have cleared him - and he excoriated Coburn for his involvement. "Personally I think Coburn just doesn't like the fact that I role play as a baby and so he wants to see me punished," he wrote. Thornton posted on his site what he claimed to be an August letter from the Social Security Administration."We recently reviewed the evidence in your Social Security disability claim and find that your disability is continuing," the letter said. The letter said the government would be reviewing his case "from time to time" to see if he's still eligible. Thornton was receiving about $860 per month in disability payments, according to The Washington Times. He was living with a woman who acted as his caretaker and was also receiving disability checks until she died earlier this year. Thornton claimed that his disability benefits were based not on his lifestyle as an adult baby, but on a range of conditions -- from post-traumatic stress disorder to ADHD to spinal problems to depression. "All my illnesses have had extensive testing," he wrote on his site.
This guys a piece of work huh? $860 a month to stay home all day and act like a baby? Pretty sweet gig if you ask me. Lets call a spade a spade. Stanley Thornton is working the government like a motherfucker. This guy has a fuckin website? Hows he get the money to run that and set that shit up? Meanwhile I'm sitting here blogging my dick of on fisher price my first website blogger.com while baby Huey here lives the high life. What you got ADHD and back problems? So does every plus 30 year-old male in america. Why do you think we stop dead in our tracks to watch ESPN 4 times in a row repeatedly on Saturday morning when we were in them middle of cleaning the house? Its not cause we love Stuart Scott. Its because we all have ADHD.
Did this pyscho really say at the 2:37 mark that he has been figuring out how to build and adult high chair 2 fuckin years? I hate to break it to you baby Gerber but It shouldn't take 2 years to build a chair out of wood. How bad do you want to be a baby? Step your game up bro.
Stories like this make me realize I could blog for the rest of my life and never run out of shit to write about.
Regardless of what your thoughts are on wrestling, you cant deny how big it was in the 80's and 90's. Scott Hall was one of the lynch pins to wrestlings rise to greatness. In my opinion there was no better "bad guy" than Razor Ramon. If wrestling received rewards for its acting Scott Hall would get an Emmy. Guy was that good at playing his character. Pretty sad footage of seeing him on that fatefull night in Fall River, MA where he shouldnt even have been out there. How much of cocksmooch was that promoter?.
Hey Yo! Show some fuckin respect Chico. "Scott Hall's not my friend, I met him one day. Pretty sure I'll never see him again." Steve Ricard needs a Razors Edge through the announce table. I hate to brake it to ya brother, but if it wasnt for Scott Hall you probly wouldn't be organizing wrestling events in some shitty rundown warehouse in Fall River. You also can bet your ass 1-2-3 Kid is going to Super Kick the Shit out of you one day when your not looking.
If you asked me to sit down and list the most enteritaing sporting events I have ever seen in my life were. I garauntee you Razor Ramon, Shawn Michaels Ladder Matches would be in the Top 10. If you didnt have a black box to steal Pay Per Veiw events and you didnt grow up in the early 90's then you sir have missed out on greatness.
No joke, every time I see a toothpick I think of Razor Ramon. Say hello to the bad guy.
Sun Chronicle MANSFIELD - The bitter end has finally come for the century-old former Lowney chocolate factory on Oakland Street. After a year-long wind-down, factory owner Archer Daniels Midland confirmed Friday it has finally shuttered the old plant, which ushered Mansfield into the industrial age when it opened in 1903. The chocolate factory had been on borrowed time for a while. ADM first announced its intention to close the plant in the fall of 2009. The company, one of the largest food processors in the world, decided to consolidate its cocoa processing operations at a newer, larger factory in Hazleton, Pa... The arrival of the factory and a largely Italian immigrant workforce that sheltered in multi-family houses that sprang up around the plant permanently altered the character of the town. It also sent a distinctive cocoa aroma through the neighborhood on many days that became familiar with residents.
Say it aint so. Growing up in Mansfield there was 3 things you could count on, Route 106 was going to have pot holes, 99 percent of after school fights were happening at Memorial Park and Mansfield center was going to smell like hot chocolate 24/7. Think about that shit. Your home town always smells like chocolate. Fuckin balls right? We could have grown up in East Rutherford, NJ and lived in a town that smells like wet dog meets, jock strap at low tide. Mansfield townies, dont take this sweet smelling aroma for granted. We were spoiled growing up. While other towns spelt like a dump, our town smelt like sex and candy. I encourage all you mofo's to raise a Charleston chew to the sky tonight and observe a moment of silence.
Is it just me, or did anyone else always have an urge to go inside this plant and see if there were little orange men swimming in rivers of chocolate singing mad ryhmes?
This is about as bush league as it gets. Harbaugh consistently pulled this shit when he was with Stanford. Give credit to Schwartz for coming right back at this asshole. Guys an arrogant SOB. Who the fuck celebrates like that after a week 6 regular season win? Jumping around, ripping his shirt out, chest bumping offensive lineman? I'd play for Jim Schwartz any day of the week. Dude was ready crack skulls and willing to start a mosh pit with the entire 49ers roster.
Too bad this horse shit is the main story. Hell of a game. Lions and 49ers are back.
Stop being a such a pussy dude. It's not like you got hit by a bus. You got taken out by fuckin Bambi. Man up. Honestly, everytime I see a video where a deer goes AWOL on humans I think back to my days as a youth hunting in the woods with dad. Nothing like splashing some deer piss all over your camouflage outfit so you can sit in the freezing cold woods for hours trying to attract horny deer that are DTF. The whole time I was out there I kept thinking what if a deer comes flying out of the woods and just dry humps the shit out of me? Dads the only one with a gun and all I have to defend myself is Swiss Army knife and a Milkyway. Unless this deer is craving chocolate Im going to get humped do death. I had no idea dad was leaving me in the hole to take live grenades.
Ten bucks says the Chestnuts smell like straight deer piss 24/7
I hate dressing up for Halloween. I’ve never been a big fan of blowing 100 dollars on a costume and putting the hours of research into what I was going to wear for just one chilly night in October. Shits just not for me. The one time I tried to give effort I ended up quitting after 5 minutes and bought a cowboy hat, a wig and some eye liner then went to some party as Brett Michaels. I clearly had the laziest costume at the entire party. I just felt like some douche bag in a cowboy hat with a wig. And once I was there the only thing I wanted to do comment on every chicks Halloween costume. It just amazed me how every girl altered their costumes into the hooker version of whatever it was supposed to be. I mean who knew a chick in a pippy long stocking costume could give you dirty thoughts? Whatever, that topic is for another blog…
The bigger point is Halloween becomes this pissing contest of who can have the best costume. To have the best costume you have to give some serious effort. Who wants to stand in line at that sketchy “Halloween Party Store!” that creepily pops up ever year in the strip mall replacing some business that failed in this shitty economy? You got kids running around the entire store wearing masks and bumping into each other like shitfaced midgets because Mommy's too focused on searching for the sluttiest outfit she can find for Mr. and Mrs. Jones annual neighborhood Halloween party. Epic shit show, pure chaos. Shopping for a costume a week before Halloween is probably the closest you can get to preview what hell must be like. I know your sitting there saying “oh, just buy your costume online and have it shipped to you.” If you are saying this you must be a woman because dudes have to do everything last minute. I mean why do you think stores are open on Christmas Eve? It’s so men can start their holiday shopping. Same logic applies for Halloween.
Anyone else hate dressing up for Halloween this much or is it just me?
On a side note I love carving pumpkins and then talk about how I'm going to make pumpkin bread from scratch with the insides, which never ends up happening. Thats why Dounkin's came out with pumpkin muffins. fahkin
An overzealous, bandwagoner typically female fan of a recently successful local pro sports franchise. Characterized by the brand spanking new officially licensed pink team hat. Typically spends majority of game chatting on cell phone, waving to tv camera, asking idiotic questions & being a stupid annoying nuisance in general. Most commonly found at Fenway Park & Foxboro Stadium.
Whats it like to go to a sporting event and dress like you care about the team but really have no clue what their record is, who they are playing and whos on the roster? Up until today I have never been able to answer that question. That all changes at 1 O'clock when this Masshole gets to go to his first ever div 1 college football game. My main priority is getting drunk, texting on my phone, and pointing out hot chicks. I couldn't give a bakers fuck about the game. Shits like an afterthought. Doesn't matter what the scoreboard says at the end of the day I win.
Do they sing Sweet Caroline in between the 3rd and 4 quarter? Cause that would be pissah. And will this chick be there?
I dont fuckin get this guy. The last time I ran backwards was senior year in high school when I played defensive back in football. So what's this guys deal? Theres no way in hell running backwards is going to burn more calories than running forward. Bottom line this douche is running backwards because hes an attention whore. This is the same dickhead that has to take up 2 benches and put a 45 lbs plate on his stomach to do dips. He asshole, there is a dip machine 20 ft away from you. How bout you use that instead of hogging up all the benches in the gym. This guy sucks. One day I am going run up to the treadmill while hes walking backwards and turn that shit up. Good luck backpedaling at 9.0 speed you narcissist.
This is all over sports talk radio. How the hell did Red Sox ownership not know this video about liking beer was filmed inside Fenway park with their players and thier teams uniforms? Lucchino and Henry had no fuckin clue this went down? really? Like this video came out months ago. I'm calling bullshit on this one. I'm betting Lucchino new about this and loved it cause pink hats loved it and it painted Fenway and the Sox as made for the average guy who likes beer and good times! Fuck this Sox team. Some how I hate them more and more each day.
I do believe John Henry had no clue about this. Must of missed it while he was swiming in his building of coins ala Scrooge McDuck.
I jokingly said to myself, it would be great to have 4 of my Boston teams win championships before I'm 30. Too be honest I never thought it would happen. Sports fans wait life times to see one team win a championship let alone see all 4 teams win championships in a 6 year span. The thought is unfathomable.
Tonight Boston adds another championship banner in our decade of dominance. It's the Bruins turn to hog the spotlight in the city of champions and its well deserved. For years Bruins fans have been loyal waiting for this moment. While the masses were descending on Gillette Stadium and Fenway Park Bruins fans were subjected to supporting underaching teams that never made it out of the first round. They were an after thought on sports radio and never the center of attention in this city. The playoff run of last year changed all that.
Now the Boston Bruins are the hottest ticket in town. Black and gold merchandise flies off the shelves. Chara is a beast, Andrew Ference is a dreamboat, Tim Thomas is a god and the team is the talk of the town. Everyone wants a piece of greatness. Who would have thought that the Bruins would have embodied greatness? We got the cup, we got the rings and tonight we get the banner.
The banner really is the final chapter to any championship season. It's the night the rest of the sports world looks at your city in envy and dreams of what that moment feels like. No dreaming for the fans of Boston tonight. From here on out, every time you look at the Boston Garden rafters you'll see "Boston Bruins Stanley Cup Champions 2011."
What do think its like to be from a city where sports sucks? Guess we'll never have to know...
TooFab.com "Hung" star Thomas Jane knew a thing or two about being a prostitute before joining the HBO show -- because he used to be one in real life.
In a new interview with the L.A. Times, the 42-year-old actor revealed he used to provide his services to men to provide for himself when he was just a teenager."Hey, you grow up as an artist in a big city, as James Dean said, 'You’re going to have one arm tied behind your back if you don’t accept people’s sexual flavors,'" says Jane. He adds, "You know, when I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn’t have any money and I was living in my car. I was 18. I wasn’t averse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich. Know what I mean?" Jane continues, "You’re a lot more open to experimentation as a young man. And for me, being a young artist and broke in Los Angeles, I was exploring my sexual identity. And probably because of my middle-class, white blue-collar upbringing, I would have never had the opportunity to confront some of my own fears and prejudices had I not been hungry enough to be forced to challenge myself in that way." Of his sexuality now, Jane says "I chose to be a heterosexual guy because that’s what my DNA dictates and my nurture dictates that I am. It’s not a choice until you’re open enough to experience both male and female sexuality. Until you’ve tasted the food, you don’t know whether you’ll like it or not, as my mom always said."
Dude, what that fuck is this guy talking about? Is it just me or does this entire story make no sence? I dont think James Dean meant you should blow some dude so you can get a free Turkey Club but who the fuck knows. Hey man, you can do what you want to do with your sexual preference. That shits fine with me. But your rational is some of the oddest shit I have ever read in my life. Just say, "when I was young I was bisexual." Boom, end of story. Some of these reasons make no sense. If I'm a homeless dude in Los Angeles there's about 100 things I can think of doing to make money before I decide to hit from the other side of the plate. Like work at Starbucks, bag groceries or work the drive through at McDonalds. Flippin balls or flippin burgers? aah, its a toss up but I'm gonna have to go with the burgers.
"It’s not a choice until you’re open enough to experience both male and female sexuality. Until you’ve tasted the food, you don’t know whether you’ll like it or not, as my mom always said."Wait, are you saying Its not a choice if I like chicks or dudes until I have tasted tried them both? Casue I think you are. Idk about that logic bro. I think your mom meant, don't say you like peaches more than plums if you haven't tried the plums yet. Taking that same logic and applying it to chicks and dudes is a little bit of a stretch.
Early reports are that Mayo's injury is not season ending but that he will be out for a while. There happens to be a pro bowl linebacker still on the free agent market. You might of heard of him, Lofa Tatupu ring a bell? Only the son of the late great former Patriots running back Mosi Tatupu. Besides the nostalgia of this being a great story, you can't tell me the Pats couldn't use another linebacker. I felt like the Pats should have brought Lofa in before the Mayo injury and that feeling has only grown. Gary Guyton, Rob Ninkovich, Jermanie Cunningham, Brandon Spikes, Dane Fletcher, Lofa Tatpu. Which linebacker would you pick to make a big play on 3rd down and 3? My thoughts exaclty
Fundamentals like a mofo. Running backs would have nowhere to go.
Ya, I picked the Pats to lose this game. Mostly because the defense blows. Don't let this score fool you. Jason Campbell had crucial turnovers including one in the end zone as he was trying to throw the ball away. Oakland also had 9 penaltues for 85 yards. But there was a ton of positives to take away from this game. Pats offence won a game where Brady didn't have to do it all. Pats rushed for 180 yards on just 30 carries. The Rookie Ridley looked impressive filing in for the injured Woodhead. When is name was called Ochcocinco and Brady were in sync. Even though Campbell shit the bed, give credit to the Pats defence for forcing the turnovers when arose opportunities were there. I felt like McCourty had his best game of the season and big Vince continues to amaze with is huge second int of the season.
Overall, great road win for the Pats in a total team effort on both sides of the ball. Now lets bring on the Jets... Can't Wait.
I'm scared as hell of Darren McFadden and Michael Bush running rough-shot all over this putrid Patriots defense. McFadden leads the NFL in rushing with 393 yards after 3 weeks. Gerard Warren is back this week and the Pats are going to need him with Haynesworth missing his second straight game due to injury. I have no confidence that the Pats can slow down this running game. They look doomed right from the start.
Normally I wouldn't be too worried about the Raiders passing game but injuries to the secondary have opened up opportunities for the speedy WR for Oakland. While Ford and Heyward-Bay normally are not too much of a threat, they happen to be going up against the one of the worst passing defenses in the league in the Patriots. Until the Pats can get pressure on the QB and McCourty gets back to his pro bowl form they will continue to make every opposing QB look like they belong in the hall of fame.
Richard Seymour. Its the former Patriots first game against his old team. Seymour is having a great year so far playing dominant football in front of a physical Oakland Raiders def. Momentum is going to be a major factor in this game with the black hole looking for a reason to explode. Patriots need to learn from last week and not let turnovers and missed offensive opportunities change the complexion of the game
The Patriots are addicted to Tom Brady. Its funny saying the best offence in football has issues but I believe they do. If Brady has a bad game the Patriots have a very difficult time over coming that. While chucking the ball all over thie field is exciting I think it spells doom for this team in the long run. I want to see that Patriots run the ball more. And I'm not talking about this shotgun draw play to Woodhead crap. I mean line up and run the ball without the finness eliminate. This Patriots offence looks soft and one dimensional. We know those kind of teams usually get bounced in the playoffs and have difficult winning if defense can get pressure on the QB. However, the Patriots only have one tight end active on the roster today so that may mean more of the same with a limited running attack.
There is a recurring theme with this Patriots team having trouble winning on the road. Its been an issue for years starting with that 2009 season where the Pats went just 2-6. This needs to be a tougher team away from Foxborough.
I know I'm the biggest Patriots homer in the world but, I actually see the Patriots losing this game. They have a number of elements going against them. East coast team traveling out west, injuries to an already pathetic defense, and a highly motivated physical Oakland Raiders team that sports 2 bruising running backs. Yes, I know the Patriots have not lost back to back game since November 12th, 2006. Unfortunately, I think that streak comes to an end today. The Patriots defense worries me that much.
In the words of the great Bob Lobel, "Why cant we get players like that?"
