Whos kidding who, I barley even heard a word that was said in this video. Something about being scared of spiders, fire and burried alive. blah, blah, blah. Whatever. But who's the chick that hates mascots? Holy shit! I don't give a fuck that the Bruins are 3-7 or that they can't score on the power play. If shes skating around on the ice the B's can go 3-79. Fuck em.
This might be the hottest girl I've ever seen in my life. My biggest fear would be freezing like a deer in headlights if this Kasey chick ever talked to me. Straight fire.
My man is rockin the shit out of that Fred Flintstone costume. Imagine if The Rock was your dad and he went out like this trick or treating with you? You'd get whatever the fuck you wanted. People be throwing whole candy bars and shit into your bag. Mom's would answer the door and lose their inhibitions, throwing themselves at dear old dad. Fathers would answer the door and strike up and instant bromance. "whatever you want Rock, whats your son want for Halloween? Candy bars? Oh no, I got something better. How bout my daughters virginity, would your son like that? Anything for you Rock." Ya, that would be the shit. Dominate your entire block. You could just walk up to kids you don't like, punch em in the gut and take all their good candy. Nice Mario Brothers costume Jabroni, thanks for the Charleston Chews. Now go fuck ya self. What they gonna do about it? Nothin. Fuckin Dad aka Fred Flinstone, aka The Rock, aka the Peoples Champion is there to back you up.
If you dont think having The Rock as your trick or treating side kick would result in all you can eat pu-tang pie and candy corn, your out of your fuckin mind.
Here I am creeping the net for Slutty Halloween pics and I run into this pic on twitter. Instantly I'm like "boom! Whos the dime piece to the right?" Just when I'm about to get a chub I realize the dime piece is fuckin Snooki. Wait, what? Snooki really just turn me on? You got to be fuckin kidding me. I think Snooki is the most repulsive chick alive. I wouldn't touch her pickle eating ass if you paid me. But tonight? Idk. Not gonna lie to ya. I think Id smush Snooks out right now. I mean it ok cause its Halloween right? ...right?
To its core this is why Facebook was invented. So guys like me in the twilight of their dating careers can sit home and still experience the sluttieness that goes along with Halloween. I mean if someone would of told you ten years ago that one day you could go online and be able to see real time picture updates of hundreds of girls slutty Halloween costumes all at once you wouldn't have believed them. Cause that kinda shits too good to be true, that shit sounds like heaven. Well my friends its not heaven, its Facebook on Whore-O-Ween Weekend. And it starts now.
Nothin like taking a rubber bullet to the old eye socket eh? You think half these people even know why they are out there? Like I get the whole standing up for what you believe in shit but once the police in riot gear start march toward you screaming in a bull horn that they're gonna tear gas your ass, don't you think its time to bounce? And whats up with the dude screaming into this kids ear? "Whats your name! Whats your name!" Kid just took a rubber bullet to the side of the dome. Calm down bro, this isn't paint ball. Last thing he wants is some earthy crunchy protester screaming in his face as he takes the final breaths of his life.
FoxNews Talk about the nanny state. A man living as an "adult baby" in California claims the federal government will allow him to continue collecting Social Security disability checks, after investigators apparently closed the probe into his case requested by Sen. Tom Coburn. Stanley Thornton drew the outrage of Coburn, an Oklahoma Republican, after he was featured on the National Geographic Channel show "Taboo" earlier this year. Coburn asked for an investigation from the Social Security Administration, questioning why he was allowed to receive federal benefits -- all the while living part of his life as a baby, sleeping in a crib and drinking from a bottle. But Thornton, in a lengthy essay on his website, said the Social Security Administration and other agencies have cleared him - and he excoriated Coburn for his involvement. "Personally I think Coburn just doesn't like the fact that I role play as a baby and so he wants to see me punished," he wrote. Thornton posted on his site what he claimed to be an August letter from the Social Security Administration."We recently reviewed the evidence in your Social Security disability claim and find that your disability is continuing," the letter said. The letter said the government would be reviewing his case "from time to time" to see if he's still eligible. Thornton was receiving about $860 per month in disability payments, according to The Washington Times. He was living with a woman who acted as his caretaker and was also receiving disability checks until she died earlier this year. Thornton claimed that his disability benefits were based not on his lifestyle as an adult baby, but on a range of conditions -- from post-traumatic stress disorder to ADHD to spinal problems to depression. "All my illnesses have had extensive testing," he wrote on his site.
This guys a piece of work huh? $860 a month to stay home all day and act like a baby? Pretty sweet gig if you ask me. Lets call a spade a spade. Stanley Thornton is working the government like a motherfucker. This guy has a fuckin website? Hows he get the money to run that and set that shit up? Meanwhile I'm sitting here blogging my dick of on fisher price my first website blogger.com while baby Huey here lives the high life. What you got ADHD and back problems? So does every plus 30 year-old male in america. Why do you think we stop dead in our tracks to watch ESPN 4 times in a row repeatedly on Saturday morning when we were in them middle of cleaning the house? Its not cause we love Stuart Scott. Its because we all have ADHD.
Did this pyscho really say at the 2:37 mark that he has been figuring out how to build and adult high chair 2 fuckin years? I hate to break it to you baby Gerber but It shouldn't take 2 years to build a chair out of wood. How bad do you want to be a baby? Step your game up bro.
Stories like this make me realize I could blog for the rest of my life and never run out of shit to write about.
Regardless of what your thoughts are on wrestling, you cant deny how big it was in the 80's and 90's. Scott Hall was one of the lynch pins to wrestlings rise to greatness. In my opinion there was no better "bad guy" than Razor Ramon. If wrestling received rewards for its acting Scott Hall would get an Emmy. Guy was that good at playing his character. Pretty sad footage of seeing him on that fatefull night in Fall River, MA where he shouldnt even have been out there. How much of cocksmooch was that promoter?.
Hey Yo! Show some fuckin respect Chico. "Scott Hall's not my friend, I met him one day. Pretty sure I'll never see him again." Steve Ricard needs a Razors Edge through the announce table. I hate to brake it to ya brother, but if it wasnt for Scott Hall you probly wouldn't be organizing wrestling events in some shitty rundown warehouse in Fall River. You also can bet your ass 1-2-3 Kid is going to Super Kick the Shit out of you one day when your not looking.
If you asked me to sit down and list the most enteritaing sporting events I have ever seen in my life were. I garauntee you Razor Ramon, Shawn Michaels Ladder Matches would be in the Top 10. If you didnt have a black box to steal Pay Per Veiw events and you didnt grow up in the early 90's then you sir have missed out on greatness.
No joke, every time I see a toothpick I think of Razor Ramon. Say hello to the bad guy.
