Peter Facinelli are you serious? Kevin Bacon as Edward Cullen? Did you not watch Full House? If Twilight was cast in the 80’s a young John Stamos would have dominated shit out of that role. Picture Stamos running through the woods chasing after Bella (who would be played by Pheobe Cates) he grabs her arm and spins her into his chest. He leans in and kisses her neck then subtly turns to the camera and says “Have Mercy.” Chicks would lose their shit, uncontrollably touching themselves. “Have Mercy” would be trademarked immediately. Millions of girls would be rocking Stamos T-shits with his catch phrase embroidered across the front. He would be bigger than James Dean and Sinatra combined. Pattinson better count his lucky starts that Stamos isn’t 25 years younger. He’d of kicked his ass in auditions. You can’t compete with Uncle Jesse bro. Game, Set, Match, Stamos.
