Boston.com ATLANTA—Atlanta Braves pitcher Derek Lowe was charged with drunken driving.Gordy Wright, a spokesman for the Georgia State Patrol, said a trooper stopped Lowe's vehicle about 10 p.m. Thursday after it was spotted racing another car down an Atlanta street. The trooper detected an odor of an alcoholic beverage and administered a field sobriety test, which resulted in Lowe's arrest.The 37-year-old right-hander was charged with DUI, reckless driving and improper lane change, Wright said. Lowe declined to take a breath test before he was released, the spokesman added. The other driver also was stopped, but there were no immediate details on whether he was charged.
Hey, we all heard rumors of good old D-Lowe hitting the bottle a little too hard when he was in Boston so I guess this isn't really surprising. However, it brings up a larger point of how stupid these athletes are. Why not just set up a ride home before you go out and then you can get bombed if you so choose? If I was an athlete I would just hire a driver to bring my ass around. Thats it, he'd have two fuckin jobs bring me from point A to point B and make sure I'm not left blackout drunk at the bar. Of course I'd ride dirty in a stretch hummer limo and Id make him dress like Farnsworth Bentley. The setup would be sweat and it would prevent me from getting shitfaced and racing my car down route 1. Win win situation all around if you ask me.
Rihanna is one freaky girl. You can just tell she would dominate the shit out of you in bed. Shes got the look, the swagger and the attitude to back it up. Sexy as hell on every single level. Then she comes out rocking this razor blade charm on her necklace. I was checking her out and this shit stopped me dead in my tracks. Like I couldn't even concentrate on eye fucking her anymore . Shit threw me off. I kept having the feeling I associated that Razor Blade with something of my childhood. I can't put a finger on it. I'm sure it will come to me eventually.
This franchise has a reputation recently of crumbling in the biggest games. Tonight presents and opportunity to put a major dent in that reputation. Tonight this Bruins team rises to the occasion and puts a foot on the throat of all the nay-sayers. Tonight they play a championship level of hockey that we know they are capable of. Tonight this Bruins team buries Montreal's season and simultaneously puts a pile of dirt on the demons of Bruins' playoff past...
and when they do, these assholes will be waiting for them.
Montreal will come out blazing tonight. As all Bruins fans learned from last year the most difficult game to win in the playoffs is that 4th and final clinching game. However, the 2010 Bruins are not alone there are numerous examples just in this years playoffs. Pittsburgh now faces a game 7 tomorrow after leading Tampa Bay 3-1. Buffalo faces Philly in game 7 tonight after they had a chance to eliminate the Flyers on their own home ice 2 days ago. And Chicago has comeback down 3 games to zero to force a game 7 against Cup favorite Vancouver.
The Bruins need to closeout this series tonight. Anything can happen in game 7. Carey Price is clearly capable of stealing a game and lets face it, the Bruins have won these past 3 games by the slimmest of margins.
Little history lesson for all you pink hat Bruins fans. This video clip from 2004 shows the Bruins wining in Montreal in Overtime to take a 3-1 series lead. The Bruins would go on to lose 3 straight to the 8th seed Habs including 2-0 loss in game 7.
This is a hockey lesson and and example of why the B's need to come out and Terminate the 2010-2011 season of the Montreal Canadiens. Honestly, I can't stomach a game 7.
PS. Alexei Kovalev is still the biggest pussy in hockey. Oh, and fuck you Richard Zednik
Here I am, its 9am and I'm trying to be a good little Chief and bring my ass straight to the library at the ass crack of dawn to write this paper. Not 2 seconds after I park my car I see 4 sundresses and 5 Daisey duke shorts and 2 mini skirts. 18-25 year old college chicks just murdering dicks at 9am on College ave. Like WTF ladies? Im trying to concentrate on this fuckin paper and get this shit done before the Bruins game comes on tonight and you guys have to make me want to run back home a rub one out, killing all motivation I have to write this paper. Now all I want to do is sit outside the Au Bon Pain and creep the shit out of co-eds. Dam you ladies. This fuckin paper isn't going to write it's self.
This series has taken years off of my life. I wanted Michael Ryder benched, Kaberle demoted and Claude Julien Fired. At times thoughts crossed my mind about the changes that were in store for next year because I believed the season was over. All that has changed now. What will they put us through tonight? Who knows. What I do know is, it's Saturday night, I'm already buzzed and I'm ready to beat down the Habs. It's time for some serious hockey.
