Wow, BYU's not fuckin around huh? They kick their third leading scorer off of team because they found out he had sex with his girl friend before they were married? Fine BYU has their rules and the chicks that go there are not to be touched unless they are your wife. Blah, Blah, Blah, Whatever dude. The real story is who ratted Davies out? Like if a teammate did this that guy is going to get his fuckin ass beat if it were up to me. No doubt all the ball players there are banging mad Mormons. Theres got to be an ultimate guy code there, what happens in the dorm room stays in the dorm room and that includes slamming out your girl friend.
Rule # 136 : Never rat out a fellow BYU Ball player that helps brings millions of dollars in revenue to the University and adds excitement to a college that is out in the middle of nowhere.
PS. No way Davies Ratted himself out and If your telling me Jimmer Fredette isn't crushing Mormon Pussy as we speak then you are out of your fuckin mind.
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi may seem like an open book on the MTV hit show "Jersey Shore" but she tells Rolling Stone that fans are not getting the full picture of what she's all about.
In fact, she hates the person MTV makes her out to be.
"If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it," she says. "Obviously, they're only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I'm seeing is me drunk and falling down.... I look like a freakin' alcoholic... I just look like sh*t."
The Rolling Stone cover girl tells the mag what it's really like being on camera 24/7, what she's actually doing in the "smush" room and her "big plans" for the future.
On filming 24/7...
"It messes with your head... That's why we go crazy. That's why we fight with each other. That's why we drink. We're living in a house for two months with that sh*t. We can't have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the president died, we'd have no idea. There's no normalcy. It's just like prison, with cameras."
On future plans...
"When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs... What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions... I'm trying to build an empire, because after this I can't get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?"
On what really goes on in the "smush room"...
"The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend... The guys you see me bring home, we're only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we're on camera and the whole world's seeing it, and it does look like I'm having sex."
Yo Bitch, you ever work in a cubicle as an accountant? Ya, that is fuckin prison. Thats the kinda shit that will make you go crazy. Making $30,000 and episode and getting to hang at the Jersey Shore for a month sounds like the balls to me. Its looks a lot better then my time in NJ = 8 months in class and soon to be student loans coming out of my fuckin ass. Boo hoo! We cant watch TV, use a computer and have Cell Phones. Shut the fuck up. I would trade in my cell phone and piece of shit Toshiba laptop in a heart beat to wear a skin tight black wife beater, beat up the beat with Pauly D, Bang some grenades with the Sitch and dry hump Sammie Sweetheart at Karma while at the same time making bank. $$$$$$$$$
Yo Snook, Good luck trying to build up and "empire" like Jessica Simpson. It worked for her because dudes wanted to fuck her and she made some sweet innocent show with friggin Nick Lachey. I don't think claiming you want to bang "crazy guido juice heads" on national TV is a good marketing tool. But banging porn stars and smokin crack rocks seems like its working pretty good for Charlie Sheen so who knows.
The Bruins are starting to play their best hockey at the right time of the season. Sure Edmonton, Ottawa and the Islanders fuckin suck but the Bruins also beat Vancouver and a very hot Calgary team. Anytime you can go undefeated on a 6 game road trip you have to feel pretty good with where your team is at. The Bruins have a chance to do just that with a win tonight at Ottawa
Lucic continues to play like a beast and his line-mate Horton has decided to join the party. Horton has regained his scoring touch on this road trip and also showed the fire and passion Bruins fans have waited most of the season for.
After tonight the Bruins have games against Tampa Bay, Pittsburgh and the much anticipated rematch with the Montreal Canadians. The next week of hockey will be a good measuring stick to see how the B's match up against possible eastern conference playoff foes. Playoff hockey can't get here soon enough.
NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. (AP) - New Jersey's largest university will offer a gender-neutral housing program in three dormitories that aims to make the campus more inclusive for gay students.
Starting this fall, gay, lesbian and transgender students on Rutgers University's New Brunswick campus can choose either male or female roommates under the pilot program.
Heterosexual students will also be permitted to live in rooms with students of the opposite sex.
Men and women will share bathrooms.
Ok, we will ignore sharing the bathroom part because no dude in their right mind wants to share a bathroom with a fuckin chick. The real story here is students in this "pilot' program next fall are going to be fucking like rabbits. As an undergrad the 3 most important things are pizza, beer and pussy in that order. Well the latter of those 3 just got a hell of a lot more accessible. Now you don't have to walk over to the girls dorm to try and get your creep on. You can just try to bang-out your roommate or one of your roommates friends. It's all about networking people and networking for pussy at Rutgers just got a whole lot easier.
