Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi may seem like an open book on the MTV hit show "Jersey Shore" but she tells Rolling Stone that fans are not getting the full picture of what she's all about.
In fact, she hates the person MTV makes her out to be.
"If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it," she says. "Obviously, they're only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I'm seeing is me drunk and falling down.... I look like a freakin' alcoholic... I just look like sh*t."
The Rolling Stone cover girl tells the mag what it's really like being on camera 24/7, what she's actually doing in the "smush" room and her "big plans" for the future.
On filming 24/7...
"It messes with your head... That's why we go crazy. That's why we fight with each other. That's why we drink. We're living in a house for two months with that sh*t. We can't have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the president died, we'd have no idea. There's no normalcy. It's just like prison, with cameras."
On future plans...
"When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs... What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions... I'm trying to build an empire, because after this I can't get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?"
On what really goes on in the "smush room"...
"The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend... The guys you see me bring home, we're only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we're on camera and the whole world's seeing it, and it does look like I'm having sex."
Yo Snook, Good luck trying to build up and "empire" like Jessica Simpson. It worked for her because dudes wanted to fuck her and she made some sweet innocent show with friggin Nick Lachey. I don't think claiming you want to bang "crazy guido juice heads" on national TV is a good marketing tool. But banging porn stars and smokin crack rocks seems like its working pretty good for Charlie Sheen so who knows.
