Hey People of Foxboro, Gillette Stadium Has Power and You Don't

Sun Chronicle-

National Grid drew intense fire from Foxboro and state officials Tuesday for "energizing" parts of Route 1 - including Gillette Stadium and Patriot Place - before supplying power to senior housing. Seeing to seniors first is the town's priority, and local officials said they had no explanation for anxious residents."National Grid has done a stunningly poor job on this," Town Manager Kevin Paicos said during a briefing Tuesday. "We appear to be the most heavily impacted in the region," he added later. But selectmen Chairman Larry Harrington and Fire Chief Roger Hatfield said the stadium and Patriot organization did not jump the line to get power, and were taking extraordinary steps to help the town. "From everything we can find, the Patriots and the Kraft organization did nothing wrong," Hatfield said. "In fact they've done everything right as a good neighbor in getting resources that we could not get. This has been a huge asset to the community."The Kraft Group has offered to provide the town with two large generators, which will be installed at the Carl Annon Court and possibly Centennial Court senior housing complexes. The organization will also provide large amounts of ice, which was to be distributed outside the public safety building on Chestnut Street beginning at noon today. Many residents expressed anger at the Kraft organization and National Grid when they learned Gillette Stadium started getting power Monday night. However, none of that power came from the Foxboro substation that serves the rest of town, according to James Nolan, a senior vice president with the stadium and Patriots. Monday afternoon, buildings in the Route 1 complex were powered by generators, he said. The stadium returned to outside power around 8 p.m. Monday from electricity that came through a special line to the Wrentham substation. The Patriots spent millions of dollars when they built Gillette stadium to ensure the backup power, Nolan said, after suffering a blackout during the 1996 AFC championship game in the former stadium. At 5:30 a.m. Tuesday, Patriot Place began receiving power, along with some other businesses on Route 1, through that dedicated line from Wrentham. "We are still receiving no power from the Foxboro substation, and we have no information from National Grid as to when we will," Nolan said. With some 70,000 football fans expected to converge on Gillette Stadium Thursday night for the final New England Patriots preseason game against the New York Giants, town officials are concerned about public safety if power is not more widley restored. Police Chief Edward O'Leary said the Kraft Group will also provide six lighting towers to be placed at key intersections.

So Gillette Stadium is being powered by a "special line" from Wrentham?  What the fuck is that? For anyone that hasn't driven through Foxboro in the past few days you missed out on pure chaos. Irene beat the piss out of this town. As of yesterday, none of the traffic lights worked and it seemed as if 95 percent of the business were shut down.  I'm sure the residents of Foxboro who have had no power for days would like a little bit of that "special line" so they can see what the fuck they are doing tonight. Most likely the Krafts and Gillette Stadium did nothing wrong. But bottom-line it just doesn't look good when the entire town is in the dark and Patriot Place is lit up like a Christmas tree.  But hey, at least the residents will get that sweet supply of free ice.

Masshole Gets Arrested For Swimming In the Ocean During Hurricane Irene

BOSTON.COM
HULL, Mass.—State police say a swimmer fleeing troopers who ordered him out of rough surf at Nantasket Beach in Hull has been arrested. State police spokesman David Procopio said Sunday afternoon that onlookers told troopers about the man swimming in rough surf off the beach south of Boston. It had been closed because of unsafe conditions during Tropical Storm Irene. Procopio said the man began to come ashore, but walked away from the troopers when he got to shallow water, then ran across Hull Shore Drive. Police caught up with him and took him into custody. Police said 23-year-old Daniel Jacques was released on bail on a charge of disorderly conduct and will be arraigned at Hingham District Court. It wasn't immediately known if he had an attorney.

Let me get this straight, the State police actually chased this guy and arrested him for swimming in rough seas? Like this shit will go on his record? This is fuckin bullshit brah. His whole life has probably been about this moment. A storm like this only comes along what, once every 50 years?

Vaya Con Dios 

How Is The Missionary Position Not Extinct By Now?

I have no idea who this comdian is or why this video is in todays youtube top 5. I really dont give a fuck about any of that. The larger point is how is the missionary position not extinct by now? Like is there any sicko out there that really likes the missionary position? I mean you have to look at each other and in the face and shit. Who wants to do that? Chicks always want you to be sweet and nice in that position. Fuck that bro. Gimme doggy style and reverse cowgirl 7 days a week and twice on Sunday. Missionary position is so outdated its not even funny. If your a dude and you run into a chick and her favorite position is the old standard face to face with her on her back you need to bail and bail right quick. Girl is 100 percent an emotional, boring, stage 5 clinger. There is nothing fun about this position. You want to use it to warm up and shit to get loose be my guest. But once you get past the 1st quarter, missionary position needs to be out of your sexual playbook.

Ps. Did the chick at the 26 second mark say the "turtle dirtle?" I dont know what the fuck that is but this is what Urban dictionary says, so this must be right.

THE TURTLE:

A sex position that occurs when the females legs rest on the males shoulders and he leans over from on top of her, pushing her legs against her body, creating a shell over her body. The male continues to penetrate her.

"Me and Billy turtled last night; it felt so good!" ...."When Billy turtles me it gets so deep"...."Hey Molly, what do you say we try the turtle tonight?"

Do chicks really talk like this?  "Me and Billy turtled last night; it felt so good!" No way in hell Urban dictionary. If chicks talk like this I want in on their conversations and I wanted in yesterday.

Double Ps. I will do any position this chick wants. Straight fire. Turtle dirtle her all night

Relationship Advice From The Chief: "My Wife Is Serious Friends With a Stay at Home Dad"

Boston.com

My stay-at-home wife recently became friends with a stay-at-home Dad (connected by our respective children). Initially, it was a play date here and there, but since the summer started, the frequency of play dates has increased and my wife has become friends with him and texts him often (very often). After a few days of feeling uneasy, I sat down with her and told her I was uncomfortable with the level of communication. She expressed her care for me and we moved forward.

The communication died down somewhat but after a recent long day together, I let her know how I was feeling, that I was still upset. After a long argument, we both said some hurtful things and I strongly advised that the communication with him cease. She now (of course) sees me as trying to control her. She is angrier at me than she has ever been and I am having an extremely hard time reconciling. She expressed the need for space but continues to make extremely hurtful comments. I am so afraid that this could potentially ruin on marriage.

I have attempted to move forward but she will not join me and shows no sign of doing it anytime soon. I am lost. I know she would never do anything physically but I felt that their connection was emotional and I was scared and threatened. She did tell me I have nothing to worry about, but I cannot change the way I feel. I felt awful when they were spending lots of time together, not just as a mom and dad -- but as friends!

– Extremely Uncomfy Dad, 93 North

Dear Extremely Uncomfy Dad,

I hate to break it to you but your wife is craving some new dick.  Lets not bullshit here, she texts another guy that is a stay at home Dad?  Bet they set up playdates together where they both watch their kids act the fool on the jungle gym. Shits not good bro. This guy is sitting there all day listening to her bullshit. Women love men who listen or at least do a great job of pretending they are listening. Blah, blah, blah "Dont you hate it when the kids come in the house all muddy after you just swept?" Mean while Mr. Mom is sitting there nodding his head thinking of the 7 different ways he wants to plow your wife. You need to get out now my friend. Last thing you want to do is come home from a long day at work and find this guy going all Patrick Bateman on your wife. Dudes only text chicks repeatedly if they want to bang em. Its just a known fact. And I'm pretty sure women will admit it works the same way for them. You need to cut your loses and send your wife packing.  Buy yourself a nice sports car and restart your life. She can stay home with Mr. Mom while you cruise down the Cape with your top down, eye fucking everything in sight. Free agency in the dating world is a good thing Uncomfy Dad. Now go out there and embrace it.

Sincerely,

-Chief

"He's Just a friend!" Child please

Is Shaq Taking Bong Hits With His GF In This Video?

What the fuck is this video? Is this the kinda shit you do when you retire? Sit on the couch and take hits from the bong with your VH1 reality star girl friend?  

Ps. I know dudes not going to toke some reefer and post a video on it. But the video is so stupid it actually only makes sense if he was high when he was doing it.

Transplant Masshole Travels 1400 Miles Home Just For Local Pizza

My Fox Boston-

STOUGHTON (AP) - A Mississippi man who grew up in Massachusetts goes to great lengths for a good pizza. About 1,400 miles. David Schuler returned to Jackson, Miss., last weekend with 150 pies from Town Spa Pizza, a restaurant in his home town of Stoughton, just outside Boston. It's a tradition he started years ago when he couldn't find a good slice in Mississippi. He returned with 150 frozen, vacuum-sealed pies. That was a record for him. They cost $1,200. He made the 16-state trek in 24 hours, munching on Town Spa pizzas he kept on the passenger seat. Restaurant manager Kerry Hughes tells The Enterprise of Brockton, he ships pizzas as far as California and Florida, but Schuler is his best out-of-state customer.

Hey I like pizza just as much as the next guy but is David Schuler for real?  This dude really come all the way up here for $1,200 worth of fuckin Town Spa Pizza? Like this isnt Alfredo's Pizza Cafe. Were talkin Town Spa. This shit can't be that good right? Like did the Phantom Gourmet eat there or something?

Ps. Who the fuck is ordering Pizzas from California and Florida? Either Town Spa Pizza is full of shit or they make the tastiest pies on the east coast.

Double Ps. If you have no clue where this picture is from you are missing out on one of the all time most underated movies. Yes that is McDreamy. Just delivering the shit out of pizzas and banging chicks simultaneously.  Love me some Senior Pizza.

VIDEO: Kids Face Meets Pavement On Scooter Jump

You might want to get a little more speed there Evil Knievel.