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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Boston.com Lists Top 10 Boston neighborhoods Couples Cheat In

A website that caters to connecting married couples looking to date released a list of the top 10 cheating neighborhoods in Boston. More than 165,000 Bostonians are members of AshleyMadison.com, the discreet dating website for married men and women reports, and the website has broken down those numbers to show which neighborhoods have the most members per capita.

This is clear proof of my argument that relationships and marriages suck. Here we got 165,000 Massholes online trying to find someone else to bang other than their significant other. You know why most of them are doing this? Cause sex with anyone gets old after 3 months. As much as I love the movie the Dark Knight, I know how its going to end. It's a great movie, but it doesn't get better each time I see the Joker hanging upside down at the end. Well that's the same way sex is with that same person over and over again. You can be the man in the bedroom but there really are so many moves you can do before you run out of tricks. It works the same way for the women. Sure this is going to bring all the women out of the wood work to rip me a new asshole but there's a reason the divorce rate is at 50 percent and online dating sites and straight up cheating sites like Ashley Madison are growing in membership by the day. People have a plethora of options now and they want to play them. Don't shoot the messenger, the proof is in the numbers.



I have no idea who this kid is but he dropped so much knowledge in the first 1:15 it's not even funny. 100 percent chance he is on AshleyMaddison.com right now.

 "The most painful thing you could ever do is talk to a man. Like blood will ooze out of our fuckin ears and down our bodies."

That line made me lose my shit.

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