It's the opening weekend to Masshole summer and you arguably have the 2 most important players in the Boston Bruins future vacationing on the islands off the Cape. Tuukka time on Martha's Vineyard and Tyler Seguin on Nantucket for Memorial Day Weekend.
Now you maybe sitting there saying big deal, who give a fuck? Let me learn you something my friends. I'm ecstatic that these 2 franchise cornerstones spend some of their free time amoungst the people. This means something to me. By spending time in the Boston area during the offseason, these guys get constantly reminded of how important winning is to this fan base. It gets said to them over and over again. I love that these guys rip it up with vacationing Massholes. They can't help but get some of that Boston live or die sports mentality to rub off on them. You never see Phil Kessel partying on Nantucket during Figawi. Bro was too soft, he couldn't handle it.
Ps. 100 percent chance Seguin slammed out this chick in the white pants. Is there anything that gives you a boner quicker in the summer than seeing a hot chick in white pants down the Cape?
Once Brady steps down, this kid has a chance to takeover and run this town. Play on playa
