VIDEO: Old Man Tries to Move Alligator Then Almost Gets His Arm Bitten Off

Ah, the old blind the alligator with a towel technique. This shit usually works right? Just trick the alligator into thinking its night time and then you can pick him up while he dozes off. Shoulda been a fool proof plan. Where the fuck did this guy think he was going to carry this thing too if he did pick it up? This isnt a turtle bro. You ever watch Crocodile Dundee? Mind over matter? You got to be trained in the outback to be able to handle shit like this.

It's it surprising to anyone else that absolutely no one in the video chimes in and says "Hey grandpa, I dont think its a good idea for you to straddle that alligator like you do to nana after bingo night." Just a thought.