Kegs and Eggs: St. Patricks Party Riot in Albany, NY

There were some great individual performances in this video. First the kid in the grey hooded sweatshirt shattering his elbow while trying to smash the passenger side window.  That glass is pretty hard huh dude?  Then you got the douche in the baby blue sweater throwing punch and side kick combos doing zero damage.  Hey ass hole, if you are going to go to kegs and eggs and fuck shit up at least abide by the dress code and wear some fuckin green shit. The guy at the 19 second mark by far is the star of this video. I personally always wanted to "Hot Step" like MC Hammer on top of a sun roof till it caved in.  Bet that guy had chicks drooling over him after this legendary performance.  Not sure what the cock sucker at the end is doing gently poking the car with a friggin tree branch.  Oh, and fuck the kid in the Mark Sanchez jersey.


Ps. I wonder if this is what Boston is going to look like tomorrow?