TRENTON, N.J. — Two New Jersey teenagers face registering for life as sex offenders under Megan’s Law for what their lawyers claim was horseplay. An appeals court agreed the boys, who were 14, engaged in sexual contact when they held down two 12-year-old boys in Somerset County in 2008 and placed their bare buttocks on their faces. The ruling means the boys would have to register under Megan’s Law because the court said sexual contact applies to touching for the purpose of humiliation. The judges wrote they were "keenly aware" of the ruling’s ramifications for the boys and for others. The judges sent both cases back to a lower court to consider whether one boy can withdraw his guilty plea and whether the other received effective counsel.
Aaahh, boys will be boys. These 2 little bastarads are fucked for life. I can't wait till they pass through college some 10 years from now and have to apply for a job. The whole interview goes great until HR asks them "so, have you ever been convicted of a felony?" "Yes, mama. When I was 14 my best friend held another boy down so I could crop dust right in his face." Boom. Interview is over right there. Like I don't give a fuck if that was ten years ago or not. That story will spread so fast through office emails its not even funny. Even if this creepy crop duster does get hired everyone in the office will look at him like he's still 14. When he goes to the lunch room bro's will elbow each other and piss themselves laughing. "Yo, Josh. Isn't that Billy from Fund Accounting? I heard when he was 14 years old he shit on some kids face while his buddy held him down." Of course that didn't happen but this story will be re told so many times it will take on a mythical status.
So ya. These 2 kids are fucked for life.
The Fart at the 1:17 mark is ruthless. Like im pretty sure that kid shit his pants a little bit.
Ps. I def did the fart at the 1:40 mark to my sister at least 4 times a week in high school and religiously with out fail every Sunday morning.
