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Monday, July 11, 2011

Lady in Texas Gives Birth to a 16 Pound Baby Nicknamed "Moose"


Jesus christ. A 16 pound baby? Thats like giving birth to a full grown pug. I would love to see one of those cunts from teen mom try to raise this baby. The bitch Farrah might want to hold off on buying those breast implants. This 16 pound baby is going to eat like a muthafucka. Save your money honey. Litte "moose" here is going to eat a hole in your bank account so fast its going to make your head spin. Or how bout that if that beast Amber had this kid? I would just watch the show to see who took the bigger shits, Gary or the baby.



Ps. 100 percent chance that 20 years from now JaMicheal "Moose" Johnson is a left tackle in the NFL.


Kids probably already hung like a horse.