You read and visit Barstool Sports because you love to see and read about fucked up news. Day to day its a distraction from most of our mundane lives. It keeps your mind of wanting to hang yourself in your dead end piece of shit job in the cubicles. Maybe it takes your mind off a family member that is ill in the hospital. Perhaps It makes you forget for a few mintues the student loans you have to pay out your ass. Bottomline, you come to this blog to be entertained and distracted for a few minutes or hours of your day.
You dont come here to read wholesome stories. We live in a world where people only care about fucked up, tabloid news. Portnoy writes a nice story about a soldier coming home from war and nobody gives a bakers fuck. He reposts a picture thats already on the internet of a babies hog and people loose their minds. That's the game of the internet mutherfuckers. Its a friggin jungle, there are no rules. The reason why this is ok is because it is Tom Brady's kid. They know paparazi are around them all the time. You dont want your kids hog out in public then make him where a fuckin bathing suit. Its not like this picture was stolen from inside the privacy of their own home. Go on Facebook and look at what happens every time a fuckin chick has a kid. The fuckin baby takes over her god dam page for the next 18 years. You get a friggin timeline in pictures of every activity the kid does. "Oh look,Johnny's first bath!" Yup,there's Johnny just chilling there in the kitchen sink with is hog hanging out. No one makes a fuss about this cause its just a fuckin baby. They are naked half the day.
This is 2011 and this is the new media. Bloggers have split second descions they make before posting something. If Portnoy doesnt post this then some other site does and then they get all the hits. This is the game people.You dont like the rules then go read the dying field that is print media. You play to win the game. The game of the internet is page views and druming up conversation. Thats why you come here. You want fucked up news, you love fucked up news, you need fucked up news.
Your god dam right he blogged about this.
This is 2011 and this is the new media. Bloggers have split second descions they make before posting something. If Portnoy doesnt post this then some other site does and then they get all the hits. This is the game people.You dont like the rules then go read the dying field that is print media. You play to win the game. The game of the internet is page views and druming up conversation. Thats why you come here. You want fucked up news, you love fucked up news, you need fucked up news.
Your god dam right he blogged about this.
