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Monday, August 15, 2011

Transplant Masshole Travels 1400 Miles Home Just For Local Pizza



STOUGHTON (AP) - A Mississippi man who grew up in Massachusetts goes to great lengths for a good pizza. About 1,400 miles. David Schuler returned to Jackson, Miss., last weekend with 150 pies from Town Spa Pizza, a restaurant in his home town of Stoughton, just outside Boston. It's a tradition he started years ago when he couldn't find a good slice in Mississippi. He returned with 150 frozen, vacuum-sealed pies. That was a record for him. They cost $1,200. He made the 16-state trek in 24 hours, munching on Town Spa pizzas he kept on the passenger seat. Restaurant manager Kerry Hughes tells The Enterprise of Brockton, he ships pizzas as far as California and Florida, but Schuler is his best out-of-state customer.


Hey I like pizza just as much as the next guy but is David Schuler for real?  This dude really come all the way up here for $1,200 worth of fuckin Town Spa Pizza? Like this isnt Alfredo's Pizza Cafe. Were talkin Town Spa. This shit can't be that good right? Like did the Phantom Gourmet eat there or something?

Ps. Who the fuck is ordering Pizzas from California and Florida? Either Town Spa Pizza is full of shit or they make the tastiest pies on the east coast.

Double Ps. If you have no clue where this picture is from you are missing out on one of the all time most underated movies. Yes that is McDreamy. Just delivering the shit out of pizzas and banging chicks simultaneously.  Love me some Senior Pizza.