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Thursday, May 24, 2012

Dad Accidentally Slices His Son During a Samurai Sword Fight


Fox News
Authorities say an upstate New York man using a samurai sword to fight with another man struck his 8-year-old son in the head. Police in Utica tell local media outlets that 42-year-old Thar Kyi barged into the home where his three children were getting ready for school Tuesday morning and began swinging the sword at their mother's boyfriend. Officials say Kyi missed the boyfriend but struck his son. The boy was treated at the hospital for non-life-threatening injuries. Kyi was eventually found in the Syracuse area and charged with assault, burglary, criminal contempt and criminal possession of a weapon. He's being held in Oneida County Jail. It couldn't immediately be determined whether he had a lawyer.


Ain't that a bitch? Here you are getting ready for school minding your own business and Dad decides to get into a Samurai sword fight with Ma's boyfriend. Like WTF dad? It's bad enough I got to deal with this Captain Crunch cutting the shit out of the roof of my mouth , but I also got to deal with you slicing a chunk of flesh of the side of my dome piece? Mom wanted some new dick. That's life. Move on, deal with it.