This story fuckin sucks. These 2 were boyfriend and girlfriend? That ruins everything. In my mind I made up a story where these 2 Canuck fans just locked eyes in the middle of rioting and instantly went into DTF mode, fell right to the ground and started playing a game of "wandering hands." Now this pussy Scott Jones tellls me he was trying to comfort his girl friend of 6 months by cuddling with her in the middle of the street? Get the fuck out of here bro. Your hockey team just lost game 7 of the Stanley cup and the city is burning to the ground. Its every man for himself. She falls to the ground your Australian ass needs too shout out "have a good one mate" as she gets stampeded by police and douche bags in Alex Burrows Jerseys.
Sorry, My teams season just ended, the cities on fire and I've only known you for 6 months. Its been real. Seacrest Out!
