What The Fuck is Up with my Stange Obsession With This Cooler?

So I noticed an odd trend happening with myself where I use this fuckin cooler for everything. In New Jersey it was a fuckin coffee table. Shit was the bomb. On the weekends I would just fill it with Ice and lean over in my lay-z-boy and grab and frosty cold budlight 3 feet away from me.  Once I got to The Vineyard I had no where to put my TV and without hesitation I just put it on the cooler.  Like is this normal?  Who thinks like this? I mean if thing had front wheels I would probly drive it around the island.

Fuck mopeds. I got a 30 rack of Budlights chilling between my legs.