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Monday, June 4, 2012

Comcast Center In Mansfield to Offer $4 Draft Beers?!


SunChronicle MANSFIELD - The Comcast Center has rolled out a host of new features this season, ranging from concert-friendly apps to discounted beers - all designed to enhance the concert experience for fans. Concertgoers used to breaking the bank for booze should get some reprieve this summer, as the venue has announced it will offer 12-ounce domestic draft beers for $4. For those concerned about concession prices, a value meal that includes a cheeseburger, hot dog or chicken tenders with fries and a soda has returned to the menu for an undisclosed price, along with a 32-ounce souvenir soda with a free refill. In terms of physical upgrades, all of the venue's bathrooms have been newly renovated - though lines will likely be just as long - and the VIP courtyard area has been redesigned to include two new tents and a new lounge area. The courtyard will also feature a revamped menu. The Comcast Center is also capitalizing on technology and social media this season with new apps for Facebook and the iPhone... As previously announced, the venue aims to curb drunken driving with a new Road Crew program that rewards designated drivers with free nonalcoholic drinks.

Comcast Center Great Woods fucking serious about this?! $4 draft beers at all concerts to "enhance the concert experience for fans?" The only thing this is going to enhance is the ability for Massholes to get PC'd in the parking lot. Last time I was at Great Woods draft beers were fuckin $8 dollars. This is a game changer of epic proportions. Sure these $4 draft beers will be watered down to all hell, but that's always been the case. Shits like a 50 percent discount to go to concerts now. I'd like to say hats off to Great Woods but I got a feeling the're doing this sweet deal because attendance and revenue numbers have been dropping. Genius ploy to get those numbers up by offering Massholes half off beer.

Who the fuck is going to use a Comcast Center app? The discounted beer will do. Also, doesn't matter how awesome those upgrades to the bathrooms will be. When things get too congested you can always count on 10 dudes with thier dicks out pissing in a circle staring at each other around the old school circular sink with the footpedal. I still have nighmares about those sinks from when I was little going to games with dad at Foxboro Stadium. Nothin like trying to wash your hands when you have 40 year-old men on both sides of you taking a piss while all 3 of you rock Bledsoe jerseys.



 "As previously announced, the venue aims to curb drunken driving with a new Road Crew program that rewards designated drivers with free nonalcoholic drinks"

 Uh, who wants to be the DD when beers are just $4? Not me.