So I'm at the Black Dog on MV eating lunch and I see this kid in line. This backpack has to get this kids dick drenched right? Nothin gets chicks hornier than talkin Mike Tyson's Punch Out, Excite Bike and how to get through the forest maze on Legend of Zelda. Keep ya pimp hand strong playa.
Ps. I don't care what anyone says. Dr. Mario fuckin sucked. Shitty rip off of Tetris.
