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NORTH PROVIDENCE — Ever see a crazy man driving around in candy-cane striped car with workout equipment on the roof? Well, that car belongs to Pogo Dave Clayman, and it is officially on sale just in time for the holidays. Pogo Dave is insane, admittedly. If you don’t believe me, take a gander at his Facebook or website. If you need more proof, he put his 1991 piece-of-shit, ugly-as-sin Toyota Camary on ebay for the “Buy it now” price of $1.7 million. The current bid is $35,100, which doesn’t even meet the reserve price. The reserve price is the minimum amount the owner will accept for the item on sale, and Pogo Dave thinks $35,100 is a lowball offer for a car with 193,000 miles on it
Wait thats it? Just 1.7 Million? Thats a fuckin bargin if you ask me. Nothin like rolling around Rhode Island with a candy cane color gym on the roof of your car. You know how much pussy you could get with that? Zero. This guy is a fuckin psycho. There's also a 100 percent chance he's a pedophile. Who the fuck creates a car like this and doesn't have serious problems? Just driving around living life he's fuckin Mr. Mint. This isnt Candy Land bro. You cant just stroll through life like its a game. No way in hell anyone pays a god dam dime for this car. Unless of course your telling me I get to fuck Queen Frostine. Then its worth every cent of $1.7 million.
