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Officials says a moving melee involving scores of juveniles at the Mall of America took police and security officers over an hour to control as shoppers packed the sprawling shopping center the day after Christmas. Mall spokeswoman Bridget Jewell says about 50 young people were involved in a fight at a food court Monday afternoon and that dozens of them then swarmed through the Minnesota mall as bystanders ran into stores to get out of the way. Fifteen-year-old Makenzie Shofner tells the Star Tribune that some of the mob grabbed items from shoppers and kiosks. Police brought the melee under control after about an hour. Mall officials say they did not lock down the mall, that no weapons were involved and no serious injuries were reported in the disturbance.
Here you are the day after Christmas and all you want to do is return that gay ass sweater grandma got you from American Eagle Not only do you have to deal with hundreds of fuckin pyscho parents and cunty teenage chicks but you also have to dodge steel chairs flying through the air. No thanks, I'd rather stay home and eat left over stuffed shells all day. I dont understand why everyone in the world feels the need to rush right to the stores as soon as they can to return things. You got 30 days to return that shit. Here's an Idea, how bout you wait one fuckin week until all these god dam kids are back in school? That way you dont have to risk being impaled by an bar stool flying through the air. Just a thought.
Um no weapons were involved? I'm not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure a steel chair is considered a weapon.
