Just after midnight Sunday, the Falmouth police arrested Xiomarie Black, 20, and Edward Collado, 31, both of Falmouth, after the pair allegedly stabbed each other during a fight in their apartment.
Back at their apartment, Collado allegedly attempted to take some of Black's McNuggets, and the couple began fighting, records state.
After the alleged fight, Black left in a car with the two friends while Collado went to the nearby Holiday Inn to call the police, according to records.
When the police picked up Collado and Black separately, Black had scratches from a knife on her chest and red marks on her neck consistent with strangulation, court records state. Collado had suffered a bite and a slash wound to his hand.
Black and Collado told the Falmouth police contradicting stories about who had the knife first, but a friend who was in the apartment at the time said Collado first grabbed the steak knife and was sliced in the hand when Black attempted to take it away, court documents state.
Is this really a story? Anyone reading this knows the mini panic attack that overcomes you when someone tries to take one of your Chicken McNuggets. It usually starts with the other person talking and eating evenutaly they say "Oh look at that wired looking guy over there!" Like an idiot you look. Druing this distraction, your girl swoopes in and steals one of your last two McNuggets. She chuckles to herself and smiles at you. Your first reaction is to head butt her right in the face or give her a Rick Flair knife edge chop to the chest. You only have this thought for 3 seconds max. We all know Those first few seconds of a McNuggets theft can inspire pure rage. Put it this way, If a baby rolled out of the ball pit and took one of my Nuggs, I wouldn't hesitate one iota to punt that baby clear across the room. Fuck off baby, get your own McNuggets.
McNuggets, McNuggets, What!
