Someone Get Me One of These Dogs, Actually Make It All Six

Just Look at these fuckin beasts. I would start training them now for next year.  Why all you assholes are shoveling out your cars after another snow storm I will already be out and about with my 7 horses pulling me down the street.  Have theses sons of bitches bring my sled right through the drive through at Dunkin's.  After, we would all go home, drink hot chocolate and roll around together in this big ass pen. 

Shit would be boss.