Get him an ice cream cake and a blow job. Not too fuckin complicated here ladies. What guy doesn't like a BJ or an ice cream cake? Let me do a little math for you
Ice Cream Cake + BJ = Happiest man on earth
Might possibly be the greatest combination put together since Milli Vanilli.
Ps. Whats up with that picture? Is that a midget walking around in a turd costume? I think it is.