Pure gold instant classic right? I mean on this day you weren't just try to stand up straight from the 8 hours of binge drinking. You also had to dodge bullets and avoid beat-downs from chicks with red weaves that know tae kwan do and manage to not get curb-stomped while simultaneously being robbed.
Sounds Boss. Can't wait till next year. #RutgersFest
UPDATE: RutgersFest is Cancelled Next Year. Too bad. I was already looking forward to getting shot at and my ass beast next April.
Double UPDATE: Some unoriginal douche-bag on facebook is trying to steal my idea. Hey bro, how do my sloppy seconds taste?
