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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Teams of local police subdue 500-pound man in Mansfield



Sun Chronicle
MANSFIELD - Police had to call for mutual aid from Norton police when they arrested a 490-pound man Sunday following an alleged domestic assault at his Ware Street home.The suspect, Emmett V. McCloud, 41, faces numerous assault charges and was ordered Monday to undergo a mental health evaluation at Bridgewater State Hospital to determine whether he is competent to stand trial and can be held criminally responsible. McCloud, also allegedly gave police and court officers a difficult time when he was brought to Attleboro District Court for arraignment, police and court officials said. Police responded to a home on Ware Street around 1:30 p.m. Sunday in response to a 911 call. They encountered McCloud on the second-floor where he allegedly resisted attempts to be placed under arrest. Police also had to carry McCloud when he allegedly refused to walk under his own power, police said. Police, according to a police report, say they had to use Taser guns on McCloud several times when he refused to stop fighting with police. He also allegedly bit one police officer and kicked another officer. He faces charges of domestic assault and battery, six counts of assault and battery on a police officer, intimidation of a witness, uttering threats and other charges. He is due back in court April 29.


500 pounds? Fuck that shit bro. You imagine coming to a house call for a domestic dispute and the wife is like "ya that asshole Emmett is upstairs."  So walk up there to find a 500 pound beast is just chillin there staring at you like, "what the fuck you gonna do?"  I would have shit my pants. 


Video of this would have been epic.  5-0 just hanging off this mutha fucker, holding on for dear life.  4 officers tazing the shit of him all at once like hes the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man. Than to add insult to injury you have to carry his fat ass down stairs? Hats off to these Officers. I'm sure they wake up everyday going to work mentally planning for the unexpected but I think this shits pushing it.


Ps.  I used to own a Stay Puft Marshmellow when I was little.  Don't make that face dude. Doll was this shit in 1989.