TMZ-
Former "Jersey Shore" castmate Angelina Pivarnick is officially returning to TV next month ... but there's also good news -- she'll be in a wrestling ring! So ... she could catch a beating and stuff
Sources close to Angelina tells us after a month of negotiations she finally signed a contract with TNA Wrestling earlier this week.
We're told the "Staten Island Dump" will make her debut in a tag team match involving TNA's Snooki-a-like ... "Cookie."
The Dump hits the mat on next week's episode of iMPACT on Spike TV. We're told Angelina only has a short term contract -- for now -- but long-term ... she'd like to settle her beef with Jwoww with a Pay-Per-View match.
Shit like this just pisses me off. You know how long I have been dreaming about becoming a wrestler? Fuck this cunt. This bitch wasn't stealing Pay Per View events with a black box in the early 90's. She wasn't practicing her sharp shooter and figure 4 leg locks on her sister. She didn't have an Ultimate Warrior doll she would drop a flying elbow on from jumping of the top of her bunk bed. She wasn't giving the family dog DDT's into the floor.You know who did all those things? This guy. I have been working on my wresting skills since I was 5. My wresting name would be Kevin Wayside. I would come to the ring in a Black and Grey tights. My entrance music would be Dr. Feel Good by Motley Crue. Before I enter the ring I would walk over to the crowd, find the hottest chick and make out with her. My 2 finishing moves would be called the "Mass Pike" and the "Bourne Bridge." I would be the hottest thing to hit the WWE since Shawn Michael's.
Keep your head on a swivel Staten Island Dump, Kevin Wayside is coming for you.
