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Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine's Day Events for Lovers

 
 
Boston.com-
You're so in love, you want to shout it from the mountaintops. Or at least from your Southie roof deck. What better way to show your sweetie just how you feel than treating him/her to one of these Valentine's Day events*? How about a screening of "Casablanca" or a saucy swing dance at the Whistle Stop in Charlestown?

You'll score some points for sure. You can thank us later.

A screening of Casablanca and a swing dance in the same night?  No better way to get get your dick wet than swing dancing at the Whistle Stop in Charlestown.  Get your head out of your asses Boston.com.  This is how most of tonight's shitty V-Day dates are going down.   You both get out of work too late.  You go to a restaurant and wait in line for an hour and a half. Druing that hour and a half you just stare at other miserable couples while texting your friends.  You eat dinner and think about sex the whole time.(mostly with your hot waitress)  You leave bloated and now all you can think about is going to sleep.  Two of you get home and put on a lame fuckin chick flick watch about 20 min of it and head to bed.  The sex sucks cause that steak dinner you ate is turtle heading out of your ass.  Then you cuddle for 5 min, pass the fuck out and talk about how you are doing V-day totaly different next year. (Which never fuckin happens.)


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