My man is rockin the shit out of that Fred Flintstone costume. Imagine if The Rock was your dad and he went out like this trick or treating with you? You'd get whatever the fuck you wanted. People be throwing whole candy bars and shit into your bag. Mom's would answer the door and lose their inhibitions, throwing themselves at dear old dad. Fathers would answer the door and strike up and instant bromance. "whatever you want Rock, whats your son want for Halloween? Candy bars? Oh no, I got something better. How bout my daughters virginity, would your son like that? Anything for you Rock." Ya, that would be the shit. Dominate your entire block. You could just walk up to kids you don't like, punch em in the gut and take all their good candy. Nice Mario Brothers costume Jabroni, thanks for the Charleston Chews. Now go fuck ya self. What they gonna do about it? Nothin. Fuckin Dad aka Fred Flinstone, aka The Rock, aka the Peoples Champion is there to back you up.
If you dont think having The Rock as your trick or treating side kick would result in all you can eat pu-tang pie and candy corn, your out of your fuckin mind.
