Whats it like to go to a sporting event and dress like you care about the team but really have no clue what their record is, who they are playing and whos on the roster? Up until today I have never been able to answer that question. That all changes at 1 O'clock when this Masshole gets to go to his first ever div 1 college football game. My main priority is getting drunk, texting on my phone, and pointing out hot chicks. I couldn't give a bakers fuck about the game. Shits like an afterthought. Doesn't matter what the scoreboard says at the end of the day I win.
Do they sing Sweet Caroline in between the 3rd and 4 quarter? Cause that would be pissah. And will this chick be there?
