Here I am creeping the net for Slutty Halloween pics and I run into this pic on twitter. Instantly I'm like "boom! Whos the dime piece to the right?" Just when I'm about to get a chub I realize the dime piece is fuckin Snooki. Wait, what? Snooki really just turn me on? You got to be fuckin kidding me. I think Snooki is the most repulsive chick alive. I wouldn't touch her pickle eating ass if you paid me. But tonight? Idk. Not gonna lie to ya. I think Id smush Snooks out right now. I mean it ok cause its Halloween right? ...right?
