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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

If A Pumkin Muffin From Dunkin Donuts Was a Chick I'd Marry Her


So I walk into Dunkins today and there she was. Just sitting there with her friends on the top shelf. All tan and glazed up, looking fine as hell. Its been months since we seen each other but it felt just like yesterday she was in my mouth. So warm and spicy, she tastes so good. I couldn't wait till I got her into my car alone so I could have her all to myself. Every year I think this is the year i will move on from her but I can't. Masshole's are incapable of resisting anything from Dunkin Donuts. Especially that sexy ass pumpkin muffin.

Lets go sugar tits, we got a lot of catching up to do.